When you have nothing, and succeed, when you overcome all obstacles to reach your aim.
legitimate tears
I feel like everytime I lose something of value, people are like don’t worry.
Perhaps it’s me, but I treasure things I work for. I’ve never just been given things.
I was showing some chick my dog, she laughed because she could see my bra. Bitch, ever heard of gum? cuss your breath stank.
Today I was reminded of Dan Klein’s amazing audition for CollegeHumor. It seemed worth also reminding the world.
We get a lot of questions about what it takes to work at CollegeHumor. Here’s one of the greatest interview/auditions we’ve ever had.
Yes, this is real. Yes, he got the job.
^^ This was amazing. Made my day before work.
i always got marilyn monroe and marilyn manson mixed up which is funny because they’re both an inspiration to people for no known reason
so easy to confuse
^ what are you stupid?!
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boys should always be dominant in bed yes okay
WOW this post is HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!! CISGENDERED SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sure if a boy would, but a man will.
Marathon woman all the way!! Pfft don’t give me none of that ten minute stuff. Pussy Punch Your Face!
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Dogtye - Some Puppy That I Used to Know
“But you didn’t have to cut ‘it’ off.”
once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone
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