legitimate tears

I feel like everytime I lose something of value, people are like don’t worry.
Perhaps it’s me, but I treasure things I work for. I’ve never just been given things.

chiefsmokalot:

That’ll do it.

because I can

because I can

I was showing some chick my dog, she laughed because she could see my bra. Bitch, ever heard of gum? cuss your breath stank.

I was showing some chick my dog, she laughed because she could see my bra. Bitch, ever heard of gum? cuss your breath stank.

collegehumor:

samreich:

Today I was reminded of Dan Klein’s amazing audition for CollegeHumor.  It seemed worth also reminding the world.

We get a lot of questions about what it takes to work at CollegeHumor. Here’s one of the greatest interview/auditions we’ve ever had. 

Yes, this is real. Yes, he got the job.

^^ This was amazing. Made my day before work.

catholicfather:

mamaflockaflame:

i always got marilyn monroe and marilyn manson mixed up which is funny because they’re both an inspiration to people for no known reason

so easy to confuse

^ what are you stupid?!

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marryingmarymagdalene:

saddeer:

boys should always be dominant in bed yes okay

WOW this post is HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!! CISGENDERED SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if a boy would, but a man will.
Marathon woman all the way!! Pfft don’t give me none of that ten minute stuff. Pussy Punch Your Face!

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Disney Break Room

Disney Break Room

collegehumor:

Dogtye - Some Puppy That I Used to Know

“But you didn’t have to cut ‘it’ off.”  

wvnderbar:

once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone

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asianlebowski:

Alice’s acid trip

I think the chair is Spanish, I don’t even know Spanish.

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